10 lessons i've learned in college

1. always buy more toilet paper than needed. you'll never know when 4 girls in the apt. are on their period at the same time. talk about living he*%.
2. assigned reading is always better done after class.
3. take advantage of free food in every possible way. yes, even saving it for later if necessary. 
4. you can wait 2.5 weeks to do laundry. just don't tell anyone. 
5. eat a BBQ chicken spinach tortilla wrap on a particularly bad day, and the heavens will open up, and you will be so happy.
6. if necessary, bake three pans of brownies in one day. its okay. (remember, you're on your period)
7. avoid cooking at all costs, if it means you're stove will light on fire every time you do!
8. shower with the door open because you are too lazy to change the lightbulb in the bathroom. it makes sense.
9. the temple is beautiful. more than beautiful actually. and find every chance to go. yes, even when its closed. walk the grounds with your cousin. its wonderful.
10. lastly, Say YES to a spontaneous opportunity--everything in life can't be planned. Some of the greatest opportunities will knock on your door when you lease expect them to. Be flexible. Be spontaneous, and just say YES.

(oh, and dabble in the art of "drinking" every once in a while. its good for you.)