1. if i could sum up my
college career in six words it'd be....cheerios, chocolate chips, and pb &
j.
2. don't cook with the lights
off...you end up burning your bacon (because you can't see...duh), and almost
lightening the whole stove on fire from the grease of the bacon...oh and you
feel like you'll die from gas poisioning.
3. do your laundry--regularly.
its been about a month and a half. when underwear runs out...you still have
swim bottoms to wear. tomorrow i'll just have to wear my full piece underneath.
*sigh*
4. you can get by with only
wearing 3 outfits in 5 days. thanks to the MWF, T/TH class schedule. No one
will ever know you wore the same outfit on M and T, since its different
classes!
5. always heat your apt. with
gas heating. that way you never have to pay for the thermostat to rest nicely
at 90 degrees, 24/7.
the pathetic meal i consumed. |
On the bright side, that one-piece works as a sort of poor-man's Spanxs. But in all seriousness, you need to do your laundry. Like ASAP. And holla for re-wearing outfits!
ReplyDeleteEmily! Emily! Do your laundry!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis pregnancy Jason has made me promise not to buy anymore maternity clothes. I agree - they are so expensive. But because this is my 6th, I have hardly anything worth wearing anymore! So I always wear an outfit twice, unless it somehow got dirty, but that's hard to do when you are laying around doing nothing all day:)
ReplyDeleteOh, and Jason has started two major grease fires in our kitchen while cooking bacon. Once about 9 years ago, and once this last week. We have to repaint our kitchen and replace the microwave above the stove. It was scary bad. Good thing Harrison saw the flames, and calmly went to Jason and said, "Dad, I see fire."
OH good...i feeel so much better about myself now!! hahah. My roommates just made me open the windows for like hours it was horrible. And harrison's reaction is hiarlious! hahah :) miss you guys!
DeleteEmily, if I was in Provo there would be an intervention. But since I'm not, all I can do is say, DO YOUR LAUNDRY!! Maybe I should send you quarters :) hahaha!
ReplyDeleteps I really still do love your hair